One (a.m)

We all love a good spoof or parody....well, here is one that I did back in 1990 to the tune of Metallica's song 'One'.....Cue in the bomb sound effects and guitar....

 I can't remember anything

Was I drunk? I cannot say

Deep down inside, I have to spray

This terrible headache stops me...

Now that the party's through with me 

I'm waking up and can now see

That I've puked all over me

Seems I've puked my brains out...

Hold my breath as I wish for death

Oh please God, why me?

Back in the room it's much too loud

I just hope I can stand up

But I think I'll sit back down

And maybe I'll pass out

Somebody please shut me up

Before I make an ass of me

Think I've died and gone to Hell

You sure look mad to me....

Hold my breath as I wish for death

Oh please God, why me?

Now the beer's all gone, I'm all out

Oh God, why me?

Hold my breath as I wish for death

Oh please God, why me?

Toilet

Is calling my name

All that I see

Absolute sickness

I cannot puke

Only dry heave

Nothing inside

Trapped in a gagging Hell...

Nasty

Is the only word

I can now say

Vomit swirling

open my mouth 

Hi, my name is Ralph

This party I had

left me with life in Hell.....